The Re-introduction.

Eiish, the first, hardest and most complicating step of starting and setting up a new blog is thinking of the name itself. Obviously I'd like nothing better than my name in the urllah, but seeing as Junee is the name of a lovely town (see how I up myself) in Australia - it's bound to be that someone took it since the bajilion light years ago that blogger started. Google Junee and you'll get a whole lot of Junee Graveyard, Junee coffinmaker, Junee mugs blabla.

Why THE SPG (though some people might read it and think it's a jumble of crap)? First of all, it's not the famous SARONG PARTY GIRL! (Harro, that term is like a decade ago). Secondly, it stands for Smile People Greeter! See, it's very tame and harmless, not related to any of the provocative terms associated to the partying, mat-salleh-grabbing golddiggers. It derives from working at TGiF (yes I work there on-off) where we are the hostesses, expected to smile and greet and seat guests and put up with some of their bitchy "requests" (I want a table for 20 pax, I expect it in 20 minutes, like hello, you're not very bright are you?).

Most of the times it's such a blast to work in such an environment, but at other times... *draws hand across throat*. I just never knew people could be complete bitches. Especially girls. SERIOUSLY, I don't know what their deal is, especially if it's boyfriend-girlfriend table for 2. They like acting like they're the diva. Excuse me. Just because you're wearing a white halterneck top, you think what? That I can magically apparate a table for you? Even Datuk Sharizat (who was such a nice nice lady!) waited for her table patiently. So unless you're on a mission to save the world, LIKE HELLO, THERE IS A QUEUE.

I work on-off as a SPG now thanks to university and its evil workload, but sometimes I'll be around to help. So the purpose of this blog? Partly to vent off my unsatisfaction (is that even a word), partly to just write my private life and imprint it in the technological world in hopes of making money off it and hopefully becoming the Bill Gates of blogging (ha! ha! ha!), and hopefully it will help me keep up with the news of the world. The thing is I tend to be narcisstic and ramble on about myself - eventually I'll get bored of that, right? So I look for other news to talk about - and voila!

Let's just hope I USE it..

(My other site is http://archdookie.livejournal.com so if you want to see what other things I write go there loh. I use it more for romance conquests, girlish indulgences such as shopping etc).

From The Star website. 50 calls for 1 night stand? Ew, that's creepy. It's kind of scary that the police haven't tracked down the pervs yet, especially with all this "required registration" by the end of last year bla bla. In the US, ala CSI, they'd probably be cuffed by now o_o Malaysia's investigating team is seriously flawed.